Despite what you might think, Vader - or V-Dizzle as he was known to his fellow Dark Siders, prefers a .45 over a light saber.

The intergallactic drug trade is alive, and flourishing. Don't believe me? Ask Solo.

What sort of "shipment" did Han ditch that put him in a world of hurt with Jabba? That's right. Some beautiful Bolivian high-grade...