Lets say that KISS had a loyal army of French descent.

Such albums as "Destroyer" and "Killers" would have to be renamed "Run like a Sissy" and "Surrender Monkeys"

But, then again, this shirt has NOTHING to do with the legendary rock band...nor it's fearless leader...nor his lawyers...

Nope...it's just a simple reference to the way the kiss over in the Alps. Ooh la la...