Wolves, man. Badasses.

Why do they put up with all those ugly wolf shirts rednecks wear?

It makes them look like total pussies!

How would YOU feel if someone made a shirt of you prancing about naked in the woods at 4AM, romantically looking up at the moon?

You wouldn't like it, would you? Wolves feel the same way.

That's why they had us make this shirt. Like using racial slurs as terms of endearment and urban mexicans wearing oversized sombreros, they're taking it back.