Teen pregnancy. Bullies. Talking with your kids about drugs. The crisis in Darfur. Rambo's senseless killings in Burma. What's any of that got to do with me?

Sounds like your problem... I don't need Jack from �Will and Grace� to lecture me on safe sex, or Zach Braff tellin' me how to live my life.

The world's a fucked up place and the more I hear about it the less it means to me. I was numb by the time I was 8.

YOU ALRIGHT! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!